We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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