I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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