You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Randomize
