Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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