Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i believe in u and ur pee
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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