Non-Jews are for practice
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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