we have officially lost it.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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