oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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