A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Two words: nipple clamps
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