My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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