is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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