3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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