This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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