so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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