Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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