Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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