chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I smell like Dick and happiness
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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