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(631): View more from New York

guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

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(207): View more from Maine

you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles

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(313): View more from Michigan

I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up

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