I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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