im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
sarcasm needs its own font
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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