She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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