love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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