Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
