In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Your penis caused this!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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