So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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