Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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