they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm passing your future prison.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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