He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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