At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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