i think i have herpe
just one?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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