but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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