so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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