I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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