Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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