i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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