..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
