What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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