If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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