Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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