ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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