Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i now understand why vodka
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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