Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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