I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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