you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
