its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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