it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I look excited, but its just a facade.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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