How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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