why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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