like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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