Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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