god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Actions speak louder than pants.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
