what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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