But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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