She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I think people are normalizing furries
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
