atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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