Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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