What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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